Voice Of Gowanus' Exclusive Café Rezoné Pops Up In Carroll Park With Three-Eyed Fish, Speculator Stew, And Nothing for NYCHA Nachos

Following the successful of its first outdoor pop-up in February,  Café Rezoné,  Gowanus' newest trendy dining option, returned today with a brand new menu in Carroll Park, Carroll Gardens.

This time, the upper echelon patrons of the exclusive eatery dined on Three-Eyed Fish, Raw Sewage Salad with Black Mayonnaise, Char-grilled lobbying dollars with a manufacturing reduction, and Pan-seared Public Place Toxins.

The event was an opportunity for the community to laugh, but also to learn about the absurdity of New York City's plan to build affordable housing near an EPA Superfund site that the City still uses as an open sewer, in a flood zone. Let's join forces to tell the City and Councilmembers Brad Lander and Stephen Levin that the massive rezone they are proposing is all wrong for Gowanus.

Café Rezone is the newest venture of Voice Of Gowanus, the coalition of community organizations and individual citizens for a healthy and sustainable neighborhood.

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Voice Of Gowanus' Exclusive Café Rezoné Celebrates New Spring Menu And Location This Sunday. Don't Miss It!

This Sunday, Voice of Gowanus with Gowanus Artists in Alliance (GAIA) is re-opening its satirical pop-up Café Rezoné with a brand new menu at a new location. The event is an opportunity for the community to laugh, but also to learn about the absurdity of New York City's plan to build affordable housing near an EPA Superfund site that the City still uses as an open sewer, in a flood zone. Let's join forces to tell the City and Councilmembers Brad Lander and Stephen Levin that the massive rezone they are proposing is all wrong for Gowanus.

Café Rezoné Celebrates New Spring Location - See What Chef De Blaz Is Cooking Up For Gowanus!

Sunday, March 21st – 11:30 am, then again at 12:15 pm – both at Carroll Park

Location: Smith Street at Carroll Street across from 335 Smith Street

Ready to spring forward into a gloriously gentrified, positively Williamsburg’d Gowanus? Not getting enough toxic waste or tax credits in your diet? Join us Sunday, March 21st at the Café Rezoné, a special spring equinox outdoor pop-up highlighting the menu of delights to come if the Gowanus rezoning gets approved.

Stop by to pick up the full menu and see what’s being served up in the rezone by Chef De Blasio and Sous Chefs Lander and Levin!

You’ll find only the most exclusive, rarified diners sitting at red-checked tables. Come taste something foully enchanting before the place gets demolished.

MENU SNEAK PREVIEW:
Three-eyed fish with denied public access demi-glace
Free range Flood Risk from FEMA farms *We use only Zone A for maximum flooding**Soup du sewer: Speculator Stew (deals, eels, and possibly you)
Raw greed *flown in daily from Westchester*
Nothing for NYCHA Nachos (with side of shredded neglect)
Raw sewage salad, with black mayonnaise *House specialty*
Char-grilled lobbying dollars with a manufacturing reduction
Pan-seared Public Place Toxins
Fricassee of Luxury Unit drizzled with CSO sauce
Racial displacement a la Gowanus
Twenty-Two Story Towers Tostada (with munchy MIH marzipan medley)

For more photos from a previous Café Rezoné opening on Feb. 21, 2021, click here.

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Oysters à la Sewage, Moules Brownfield And Ram It Through Roast: Just A Sampling At Voice Of Gowanus' Café Rezone

Café Rezone, Gowanus' newest trendy outdoor dining option made its debut for lunch today on 4th Avenue near the Old Stone House, serving such delicacies as Oysters à la Sewage, Free Range Flood Risk Du Jour, Ram It Through Roast and Carcinogenic Coal Tar Cake.  The special of the day was Moules Brownfield.  An equally innovative drinks list included the popular Mo' CSO Flow, The Bought Non-Profit, or Sludgie's Soul.

The upper echelon patrons of this very exclusive eatery thanked Chef Hizzoner de Blaz and Sous-Chefs Member Lander and Member Levin for what they were cooking up at the Rezone, and were delighted that the menu did not include a Racial Impact Study and raised their glass to displacement.

A second seating of this special toxic outdoor bistro was provided on Union Street a bit later. Make sure to make your reservation soon before this outdoor pop-up is demolished.

Café Rezone is the newest venture of Voice Of Gowanus, the coalition of community organizations and individual citizens for a healthy and sustainable neighborhood.

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Café Rezone: Exclusive Preview Of Gowanus' New Waterfront Dining Option this Saturday

Join Voice of Gowanus for an exclusive preview of Café Rezone this weekend in Gowanus. 

On Feb 21, 2021 only,  the Café will pop up in 2 locations: on 5th Avenue in front of the Old Stone House in Park Slope at 1pm and at 2pm on the Union Street Bridge. 

Critics are already raving: "Local, rare, fresh delicacies!" "Exclusive patrons!" "I heard they might build outdoor dining glamping yurts." "I even ate the Oysters and I haven't died yet." 

For more info visit: https://www.voiceofgowanus.org/ #nogowanusrezone

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